the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

amazingphanonfire:

this is getting to sassy for me

amazingphanonfire:

this is getting to sassy for me

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

(Source: ovoxott)

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months